God gives us these trials to teach us lessons, customer said. (What lesson did you learn?) To save money.

Customer was green-card holder carrying 7000 in debt from back rent accrued during Covid. Had one more day of not having “a penny to his name” (but a 401k and small crypto account) before first paycheck, which would be for 1500.

(Band name conceived on learning French name for owl: The Chew Its.)

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