Customer: had been to Monticello. Jefferson was ‘disgusting’ for having been a slave owner and for how he’d mistreated his slaves. On the other hand, he was brilliant: wanted the Constitution to be rewritten every twenty years to keep it up to date.

Customer: Washington ‘corrupt’. Excessive traffic ticket fees, no where to park, council members paid too much.

Customer: had fallen down the stairs at home, head over heels, while holding a coffee. Large welt on right thigh but otherwise fine.

Customer: is pointing at us while making a comment, and there are everything bagel toppings densely speckling his finger tip, stuck there with butter.

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