Customer said her momma was “her to the twentieth power”, was her “but even laughinger and louder.” Daughter was with the government and a go-getter — not much like her.

Bonjourno! I said to customer, arms open, having seen an Italian movie the previous night. Buongiorno! she replied (i.e., like an actual Italian person) having lived for ten years in Sardinia.

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