“Jaywalking. My straight path across the street becoming increasingly hyperbolic, curving toward my goal, as I grow increasingly certain there will be no cars appearing over the hill.”
“As a penance for not seeing reality, everyday I will remove every speck of litter from this area by hand.” Which would be Herculean, as it is an Augean stables type environment.
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