Question: how did the attendant get such outstanding pectoral muscles? “By picking up thousands upon thousands of muffins individually over time. An incremental approach comparable to the creation of the grand canyon.”
Question: and his forearms, powerful as lions’ calves or lobster claws? How did they come to be? “His substantial forearms owe themselves to two factors: his unique “mode of attack” in the application and extraction of cream cheese; and his constant raising and lowering (as well as opening and closing) of Plato’s Complete Works.”
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