Learned a new joke (what’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?) in the morning and told it four times throughout the course of the day, scoring two hits and two misses.

To say that the customer’s girlfriend didn’t load the customer’s dishwasher efficiently was an understatement, according to the customer — made worse by the fact she’d use it to wash the recyclables.

…. Customers’ quack cures, customers’ new age religions, customers’ conspiracy theories & racism…

Customer Gal: loved John Q.

%d bloggers like this: