Daughter, mom and grandma: a light lunch and ice cream.
Customer conflated one well-known proverb with another during impassioned speech — physician, know thyself!
Short adult customer inadvertently squirted hand sanitizer in own eye — “is high pressure is why.”
Poor writing: as I see my stupid thoughts materialize, as I watch my inane ideas take form, I think — “this is my brain” (whereas good writing would involve satirizing my brain).
I feel that Dostoyevsky’s Possessed makes this point already, but there is a real cartoonal aspect often to people who make poor moral choices. Along with the toughness, the transgression, as a shadow, is foghorn leghorn, yosemite sam.