Sneeze Fixer. Tired of having your back almost broken from sneezing while reclining in a chair. This handy device, when pressed, would catapult you out of the chair right before you sneeze, so that you would sneeze while in mid air or (with practice) at the moment you land.

Scroll-o-cloth. This is like a regular paper table cloth that you could write on or spill whatever you liked on only this one has been written on by an actual scribe for at least one hour.

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