Why is Mike Johnson looking into the back of my microwave?
Is it because he thinks there are answers in the back of my microwave?
Is it because he knows there are not answers anywhere else and the one place he hasn’t checked yet is in the back of my microwave?
Is it like one of those occasions when after checking everywhere your house keys could possibly be, you start looking in places they couldn’t possibly be, places like in a locked drawer or like in the back of my microwave?
Or is it because there aren’t any answers? Or is it because, though there are answers, they are not the ones Mike Johnson had been hoping for?
Is it because Mike Johnson already knows the answers but wishes he didn’t? Is it because Mike Johnson is pretending he doesn’t? Is Mike Johnson going so far to perpetrate this ruse as to rigorously search my microwave?